June 2010
"Let me tell you something about Tom Riddle. We...
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andarocketship:
clientsfromhell:
Client: I know you creative guys sometimes need “inspiration.” I really want my project to go well so I will get you the kind of inspiration you need, OK? Free of charge.
[It was revealed later in the meeting that he was suggesting that he would supply our designers with marijuana.]
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S H O R T I M A G I N E D
M O N O L O G U E S .
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I’M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE.
BY MIKE LACHER
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Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking...